I Bought

[marval]

I bought some pork chops the other day.

I told the butcher to make them lean.

He said which way.

[albaqwerty]

oh Marval, I don't know whether to grin, groan or just shake me head lol

[jno]

I asked mine for a yard of pork; he gave me three pig's feet

[Chipchopper]

I don't want the fatty, I told the butcher.

Well in that case, he said....

You can take your flipping insults elsewhere!