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sunny-dave | 16:37 Sat 22nd Apr 2017 | ChatterBank
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John has declared that Janet's leg needs professional attention ... Janet is resisting, but finally agrees at the point where John points out that they are nearly out of wine anyway.

1 : At the Pharmacy

Janet "My leg has been bitten - he didn't do it" [ points at John ]
Nice Young Pharmacist "Que?"
John "She has an insect bite - it may be septic"
NYP "Aha - let me look"
[ Janet hoicks leg onto counter - revealing more leg than strictly necessary ]
NYP "eeeekurhk - antibiotic cream I find for you"
[ NYP takes 10€ from John and massages cream into Janet's leg ]
Janet "That is much better - how often do I need you to do that?"
NYP points at John "Get him to do it three times a day"
[ see Janet grimace ]

2: At the Craft Market

Janet is distracted by crocheted owls and sundry other ethnic tat - John takes his chance and disappears to the tasting stalls ... medronho, port, wine and beer are 'tested'.

[ see John grin stupidly ]

.... to be continued ... much later ...
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I'm hoping it's an exotic Portuguese bird of paradise, they were being sold at the market.
Oh dear, must clean my specs, Alfie would just eat that.
Trying to type....but the image of a crotch owl is too, too much......will wipe away the tears.....

John has administered the cream.......John seems to be enjoying this task.....even before the 16%.
See Janet slap John....

Janet draws the line at drinking sangria from and orange bucket.....Orange!!!......
John doesn't care what colour the bucket it......

Crotch owl!!! Oh I am so going to make one of those!!!!
Janet assures you it's not the sangria causing the types....tylos......typos.....it really is Mamya!!! :-)
Make me one please :-)
Janet draws the line at drinking sangria from and orange bucket.....Orange!!!......


Ok ok, just c'os it's Janet, a Black bucket.
Mamya......I am going to give it a go when I get home......a sort of thong crotch owl?...My mind is working overtime....

Crochet is big here and the things for sale in the craft market today were just beautiful.....in fact I tried to pay one girl more for some of her work..it was stunning and so inexpensive....but she just took what she asked for....

Black or green, Tony......but orange......a big no!....x
Hey Janet, those G strings don't leave a lot for a crotch owl to perch on !.
Out of the goodness of his heart John has googled owl thongs for Janet to make......

Believe you me...Mamya has a lot to answer for.....Tony, there is nothing to perch on!!!...and Janet has taken the wine away from John!!!!
Can John post the pic of the thong owl that he has found ?.

See Tony grin ;-)
Not if he wants me to give him back the bottle of wine, Tony...... :-)

See Janet smirk.....x
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