last person to answer.....WINS!

[potterfan3]

the title explains it all

[dustypuss]

Was this Hopkirk

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-39349951

[Hopkirk]

It will be one of the many foreign lorries who flout the law in this country.

'No speakie inglesey'.

[Kidd72]

If its good enough for the hairy bikers... this is extreme trucking.

[Hopkirk]

This guy walks into a bar and notices a girl with the the tightest jeans imaginable, which really show off her figure.
The jeans fit so perfectly you would imagine they had been sprayed on.

He starts to chat with her and asks "how on earth do you get into those jeans?"

She answers "well, you can start by buying me a drink."

[Kidd72]

... then he woke up in his bowl of cornflakes.

[dustypuss]

Time to get into the garden.
http://widgeripoo.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/skeletonhatfield.157115051_std.png

[cupid04]

Your skeleton looks a bit bow-legged.

[dustypuss]

Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?

A: Their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

Think about it ;-)

[Hopkirk]

[dustypuss]

Sorry Mr H i cant see that one . Library computers no letty me look a videos. I can hardly get on to Ab now since it was revamped my phone lets me look at A&Q’s but I cannot reply to anything. The little box that says (Answer now won’t become active when I place my curser over it).

[Hopkirk]

I can't even remember what that video was.

On my mobile I use a browser called Brave to view AB. It was impossible to use on Chrome. Brave has built in adblocking which seems to allow it to run.

[Kidd72]

That clip was a very good April fool, as it doesn't play on desktop either.

I've had very few problems with the new AB (using Chrome and I've had AD-block for years.) I did have to squint a bit though when posting the AB fantasy Football League as the font used was so tiny the points all appeared squashed together until I posted it, I know how to enlarge it but then the other page I was using stretched beyond the screen.

[Hopkirk]

I use Chrome with Adblock on the laptop and it's fine.

However on the mobile it was painfully slow. Then I kept getting hijacked to all sorts of scam websites, though malwarebytes could find no fault. Someone else on here was having similar problems, and I think it came from the advertising stream.
As soon as I switched to Brave, AB ran quickly and no hijacking.

[dustypuss]

Iv tried this but still can't get AB

http://plainsmen.com/artists/yorke/Crowwarriormed.jpg

[Hopkirk]

Not welcome in the library.

[dustypuss]

It's a search ingine

[Hopkirk]

Groan

[Kidd72]

Not welcome in the library.

Obviously not if it were sitting-bull.

[dustypuss]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/native-indian-names/80446442/

[Kidd72]

Lol, It was obvious where it was going but didn't expect the punch-line.