Sandwich

[Patsy33]

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the Police and says, 'Bejaysus i've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb'
Is it ticking, the operator asks

No i tink it's beef, says Paddy

[Shaglene]

If it went off, it could be sandwich spread.....

[Old_Geezer]

A veritable explosion of flavour in the mouth.

[B00]

Don't geddit...ticking?

[douglas9401]

Chicken, for clucks sake.

[B00]

ahhh!

Ta :-)

[murraymints]

lol...my joke for the day !

[douglas9401]

No problem me duck. :)

[Berniecuddles2]

sounds like he used his loaf calling the police

[vulcan42]

crumbs!