Pizza...

[Smowball]

Lastnight I ordered a thin and crusty Supreme. They sent me Diana Ross...

[marval]

I like the Good King Wenceslas one.

Deep pan, crisp and even.

[Smowball]

Lol!

[Arksided]

Lol both very good I can't top them.

[Smowball]

Omg..... lol

[scorpiojo]

What type of person doesn't like pizza?

A weirdough

[ExiledinNotts]

I ordered a pizza the othèr night & the guy on the phone said would you like it cutting into 6 slices or 12 slices. I said 6 please no way could I eat 12 slices.

[Patsy33]

I was going to tell a joke about a pizza but I think you'd all find it a bit too cheesy.....

[ExiledinNotts]

Where do pepperonis go on holiday ?

Why the leaning tower of pizza of course

[Smowball]

Ha! Very good you lot

[marval]

“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”

“No sir, it’ll be round.”

[Smowball]

Very good

[zebo]

ExiledinNotts, that's how we taught out children fractions! A very young child will insist that you get more when it's in more pieces.

[Captain2]

Did we have this a few weeks ago or did I see it somewhere else?

[DTCwordfan]

I used to run a pizza restaurant called ‘Calzone’… but, unfortunately, it folded.

[Smowball]

Oh god lol. Yes I've seen that video - it's a set up. They do loads of them and she pretends to be thick in all of them.