Do You Want A Pint?

[Patsy33]

A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar "Pint of best" he says to the barman. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables. He goes up to him and says "Are you Vincent Van Gogh?" "Yes" the old man replies "do you want a pint?" "No, ta. I've got one 'ear."

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[marval]

I like it.

[Baldric]

You wot, wot you say, can't 'ear you!

[Patsy33]

Paints a lovely picture doesn't it Marval?

[marval]

It does Patsy, You can't brush this joke away.

[Patsy33]

He should have said, "Got another ear for you Vincent, drink up!"

[Samjenko]

I thought it was Pollock's.

[Shaglene]

Ear we go again......