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Blonde At The Casino
A very attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and place a bet of 20,000 euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I am completely naked". She stripped right down much to the amazement of the gamblers and dealers
She then rolled the dice and yelled "C'mon on baby!!"
As the dice rolled to a stop, she jumped up and down squealing "Yes, yes, I won!!" She hugged each of the dealers and picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other and then one asked "What did she roll?"
The other dealer answered "I don't know, I thought you was watching the dice"
Moral of this story, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I am completely naked". She stripped right down much to the amazement of the gamblers and dealers
She then rolled the dice and yelled "C'mon on baby!!"
As the dice rolled to a stop, she jumped up and down squealing "Yes, yes, I won!!" She hugged each of the dealers and picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other and then one asked "What did she roll?"
The other dealer answered "I don't know, I thought you was watching the dice"
Moral of this story, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
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I'll bet it was her twiddlemuff that distracted them ;-)
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