Just Had The Funniest Experience!!

[Smowball]

I suffer with a really bad back and neck and was moaning as usual when I got up lol. Then a couple of hours ago Mr Smow said to me " make sure you've got fresh towels and two pillows in lounge at 4pm" Huh?? "I've booked a masseuse to come to the house for an hour" . Please tell me you're joking!? "Nope". So 4pm I'm sitting here nervously thinking who on earth is going to turn up when the door rings. I open it and there's a Thai woman with her 'kit' saying "Mr Smow?? " (well obviously she didn't say that lol). No it's for me I said. Hes clearly booked with his card and name... I'm having visions of 'extras' and Ting Tong from Little Britain!! Am sure she looked disappointed when it was clear it was for me- might be why she put the whip back in her car ;) anyway I spend the whole time trying not to snigger whilst she pounded me to death ! Thought at one point she was going to whip on a pair of stilettos and walk up and down my back!!

[Smowball]

Will do Murdo - thanks X
Cloverjo - yes mine said the same yesterday- ooh I thought, she's going to see my puppies lol!