Can I Come

[marval]

Three couples went to New York for a weekend but didn't have reservations.

They were amazed to find only two rooms left in the whole area. Each room had one bed.

They took the rooms and decided to have the three women share one bed and the three men share the other.

In the middle of the night, one man got up to leave. Another man asked him, "What are you doing?"

The first man answered, "I'm going to see my wife."

The second man asked, "What do you mean you're going to see your wife?"

The first man said, "I'm going to see my wife. I've got the biggest erection I've ever had."

The second man said, "Well, then, take me with you."

The first man said, "Why should I take you with me?"

The second man answered, "Because you're holding my d!ck."

[Patsy33]

That was hard luck..

[1ozzy]

Three blokes sharing a bed wake up the net morning.

Over breakfast the one on the right says "I had the most amazing dream last night". "I was with the most beautiful young lady and the things she could do with one hand were amazing".

The one one the left chimes in " I had the same dream". "How strange".

The one who was in the middle says "I didn't, I dreamt I was cross-country
skiing".