Olympic Joke (Ii) The Gb Gymnast

[DTCwordfan]

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Rio Olympics but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus", and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing."

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[Peter Pedant]

yeah the Japanese picks up a chair leg and says Ichi onmaguli Japan 'Kendo'
and the gate keeper says 'we can do dat as well' and kicks him out

sorry DTC - I shouldnt be adding to your jokes

watching "containment" on the tel
exact word for word script remake in America of the Flemish script
and odd it is to hear the Flemish surnames Lommers Cannaert pronounced with an American accent

[Baldric]

/// I shouldnt be adding to your jokes ///

I have tried really hard to see what you have added, but to be honest it escapes me.

[fiction-factory]

kendo/can do.

[-Talbot-]

I don't think so, FF.

[fiction-factory]

I did think I'd put a ? after mine. It sort of works though doesn't it?

[Patsy33]

Is it me??

[-Talbot-]

Not really, FF.