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The Dinner Party

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marval | 17:49 Mon 25th Jul 2016 | Jokes
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A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.

All during the sit-down dinner, one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food, she was so busy staring.

The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him.

He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him.

He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"
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That was me opposite the little girl ;-/
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Oops sorry 1ozzy

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