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waterboatman | 03:34 Fri 01st Jul 2016 | ChatterBank
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Friday. Lots of rain through the night. No surprise there then! A friend in Florida tells me they are having a drought! I said I'd ask the weather men to get the clouds to go south a bit and get rid of some of their rain before they come across the pond. Weeelll Worth a try innit?

Poota's playing silly *** this morning, so If I disappear you'll know why.
I've got me wee kindle fired up just in case


Have a happy day everyone.



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Roger's in the doghouse then balders.
Get the Bittersweet Apple spray out, Baldric......99 per cent of dogs hate it and it's a great deterrent. However, from what we hear of him, Roger though may be part of the 1% who love the smell.

After that I'm going to build him one wbm!
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Good plan balders! :o}
Good Morning all, just about to rescue Roger for half an hour walkies, I found him by following the sploshing noises and big wet foot/plaster prints, just trotting along going "Can't catch me!"
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Morning doc. xxx I reckon Roger is well and truly in it! :o}

How are you this morning?
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I must make a move.

Have a happy day everyone.
Morning All !

Very long day yesterday....up and down to Town. Something a tad embarrassing happened on the way up. About 10 mins before the train reached Cardiff, I got locked in the ruddy toilet ! It was one of those toilets with a semi-circular electric door. The toilet itself was marvelous...very clean and modern and not smelly at all, but when I pressed the button to get the door open, it went phutt and all the lights when out !

I banged like *** on the door, but nobody heard me. The door was open about half an inch but without a crowbar, I couldn't do anything....I mean, who the hell goes for a pee with a crowbar !

The emergency handle was looking at me very enticingly, and I have always wanted to pull one of those ! But I knew we were shortly to arrive at Cardiff, so waited patiently until we arrived. I then recommenced my fevered banging and yelling and eventually the Guard came along. He tried to override the electric controls but in the end had to engage a large BR chap from the platform and they managed to pull the door back.

What a bloody palaver ! Everybody was very apologetic and couldn't have been nicer. But I seem to recall a favourite rhyme of my Dads, from when I was a kid...."Three old ladies were locked in the lavatory".............
time to be moving, a raid on the temple required.....have a good one all
Hello Boatman, all is good thank you. Just collared Roger, he's a mug for a biscuit, bit like B really :-)
Just off round the block, haven't got to leave until 930 so nice and relaxed. A hopefully not too busy day ahead, bookings looked ok yesterday.

"Oh Dear, what can the matter be?" eh Mikey.
..good morning , am just nipping in in the hopes that I am not too late. You are all so busy,
We are having a drought here in Ibiza too, absolutely no rain to talk of for over a year, water levels very low, just hope the wells don't get salty,

'morning Neti, glad you popped in, thought my poota was broken, it had all gone quiet.
All good with you?
It didn't bother me unduly.............I am a big, rough-tough chap.......well, big anyway. But imagine if it had happened to an old lady, or a child ?

( I wish I HAD pulled that bloody handle now..........it might have been my only chance ! )
Yes mikey you should always flush after you have been. (^_*) Off now all, fishing bag sorted and my son is up and ready. S Y L
Goodness, it went awful quiet, awful quick on here today. I'm off to the Fun Factory for my sins.
Have a good day all.

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