I Really Must Complain . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . to the management of this hotel. Their sheets must be filthy!

I went to bed last night with clean feet and I've woken up with dirty ones!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-36354361

;-)

[marval]

Ah, now we know who it was Chris, I hope you didn't get too cold.

[Svejk]

Bet he wasn't sleep-walking either.

[bookbinder]

Dare to bare!
They're everywhere!
You see them here,
You see them there!

They say they're sleeping!
Who can tell?
But Manchester's
A streaker's hell!

[Eve]

Well, bookbinder, we did have a naked jogger in the city centre at one point. She was rather popular!

[Mamyalynne]

You (he) were very lucky, nasty things have befallen somnambulists in the past.

[Eve]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/uncovered---the-tib-street-streaker-1077253

I won't even comment on the yearly naked cycle ride...

[tonyav]

Chris, you'll have to start going to bed with your slippers on.

[netibiza]

Apparently the Police took a selfie with him before returning him to his hotel!

[Captain2]

Lucky lad! It's only one street away from Canal Street, the Gay centre of Manchester.

[Mamyalynne]

You think he was going clubbing Cap'n?

[Captain2]

Possible Mamya, you do see some strange sights around there (so I've been told of course)

[Mamyalynne]

Had some good nights out there myself.