I Tried

[marval]

I tried to start up a chicken dating agency but failed.


It was a struggle to make hens meet.

[tonyav]

It was a cock up then, marval.

[elliemay1]

eggs-actly, tonyav!

[marval]

Eggsactly tony.

[marval]

Sorry elliemay, I copied you.

[Psybbo]

Tony beat me to it, now scrambled

[Jackdaw33]

Oh, cluck off!

[marval]

Watch it jackdaw, or I will beat you with a drumstick.

[elliemay1]

Not another cheep out of you jackdaw!

[marval]

He will be up before the beak if he isn't careful.

[tonyav]

Poor bloke, you lot are always henpecking at him.

[Hopkirk]

These are the yolks, folks.

[Jackdaw33]

Well pluck me! I didn't expect this reaction! I think I need a quick lay.

[1ozzy]

So you couldn't pullet off then Marvel.

[waterboatman]

This is one big yoke isn't it.

[waterboatman]

Sorry hopkirk. :o{

[1ozzy]

It may have made a poultry income.

[waterboatman]

Eggcellent!

[1ozzy]

You needed another layer in your business plan.

Don't get broody about it, incubate another idea and keep abreast of the market.

[marval]

Well I am a featherbrained chick.

[Patsy33]

Sorry you couldn't crack it Marval....