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tamborine | 11:33 Sat 09th Apr 2016 | Motoring
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bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more !
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig !' she retorted indignantly. 'In this
country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives !'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' bouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi.'
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Blast! Wrong topic, sry
yup....this one should be in “ancient history” :)
Ha ha... Good one!
I hadn't heard that one. It's quite good.

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