Sweet Revenge...

[cupid04]

A man boards a train, takes his seat and closes his eyes for a nap.
As the train starts moving, a woman next to him phones her husband
at home. 'Hi sweetheart, it's Sue,' she says in a loud voice. 'Yes, I know
it's the 6.30 and not the 4.30, but I had a long meeting...No, it wasn't with Kevin from accounts. It was with the boss...No, sweetheart, you're the only man in my life.'
Fifteen minutes later, she is still talking loudly. The man next to her has had enough. He leans towards the woman's mobile and says: 'Sue, you've been on that phone for over a quarter of an hour - hang up and come back to bed,'

[1ozzy]

Bet that derailed the conversation ;-)