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retrocop | 23:12 Mon 01st Feb 2016 | Jokes
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The Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.



"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an E-mail to my wife (your daughter) telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home...and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Patricia, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever"



"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy" says his mother-in -law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."



Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation...She never got your E-mail."


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Scroll to Maggiebee 8.1.16, seems a big coincidence to happen twice in such a short time, no wonder he was upset.
must be making the rounds on FB
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I just pass them on from my e-mail inbox. Don't worry you don't get charged for repeats. :-)
Retro, we still laugh at the repeats and you don't need a licence to view.
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I am better value than the BBC then! :-)
You don't have to be so good to be better than the BBC - I watch ROS - Repeats On Sky
You can't remember all the jokes that have come before....I've been there as well.i

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