The Sheriff Has Been Shot ,for A While Now

[Bazile]

I've now found out who shot the deputy

[Sipowicz]

Well, if it wasn't Bob or Eric who was it?

[fiction-factory]

What about Cotton Eye Joe- do you where did he came from and where did he go?

[Bazile]

It was some bloke called Peake, apparently

Word is, he has skipped the country in a rocket

[Baldric]

Getting into the Christmas Spirits already Baz?

[jno]

it was Fred Tammes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398935/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

[Bazile]

//Getting into the Christmas Spirits already Baz?//

hic, hic ...

[Baldric]

Good Man,
;o)

[-SharonA-]

Some posts have really made me laugh today!!! Lol. :-)

[whiskeryron]

It was definitely Little John (formerly known as Big John)

Little John,Little John
I,m sorry you've shrunk
I remember you way back
With a thing like a trunk

Two men with ease you would lift
On a plank
Balanced precisely
Like a gun on a tank

So Little John,Little John
I have to be frank
I prefer you as Big John
Before everything shrank.

[retrocop]

Every morning at the mine you used top see him arrive
He was 6' tall and weighed 254
Kind a broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew you don't give no lip
To Big John.

[retrocop]

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245 . Dyslexia rules KO. :-)