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Berniecuddles2 | 09:17 Sun 03rd Sep 2017 | Jokes
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I was addicted to sex so I decided to go cold turkey. Now I've been banned from all Iceland shops.
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That's why all mum's go to Iceland's!? ;-)
10:00 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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asda be done patsy
10:03 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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It was only a matter of time before someone would shop him...
10:06 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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//Now I've been banned from all Iceland shops//
what, for a poultry offence like that?
10:06 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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every Lidl helps
10:06 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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I should imagine you got a frosty reception.
11:23 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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That was a fowl joke.
12:46 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Reminds me of an old joke...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He couldn't get the chicken off his nob.
15:01 Sun 03rd Sep 2017

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