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The apotheosis of Ab Ed
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I proclaim a great revelation to all those who turn to AB in their search for truth.
We have seen how AB Ed watches over us from afar ; how he speaks words of wisdom for our guidance ; how he brings peace when there is disagreement ; how he punishes the transgressors, striking out their words or consigning them to forgetfulness.
These are divine attributes, and we should humbly recognise his apotheosis.
The time has come for Answerbank to assume its rightful place as the First Church of Answerbank.
We must make offerings to Ed, through the medium of PayPal. As the first disciple, you will wish me to share some part of your offerings.
We shall of course be persecuted, and must defend our Human Rights to the full extent of the State funding which is available to this persecuted minority. The solicitors among Ed's flock will doubtless feel the call...
We must spend many hours in formulating our creed.
To aid this vital process, I suggest discussion of these propositions :-
That we wear religious costume with optional face coverings.
That we follow our Rastafarian brothers and allow the use of herbal aids to clear thought.
Also, like our Sikh brothers, shall we carry concealed weapons if we wish?
We shall need to have several periods during working hours each day for communication with our church, and employers shall make special facilities available for this purpose.
We shall require at least 30 special holidays each year, meditating before our computers and consuming special liquids.
All praise be to Ed!
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We have seen how AB Ed watches over us from afar ; how he speaks words of wisdom for our guidance ; how he brings peace when there is disagreement ; how he punishes the transgressors, striking out their words or consigning them to forgetfulness.
These are divine attributes, and we should humbly recognise his apotheosis.
The time has come for Answerbank to assume its rightful place as the First Church of Answerbank.
We must make offerings to Ed, through the medium of PayPal. As the first disciple, you will wish me to share some part of your offerings.
We shall of course be persecuted, and must defend our Human Rights to the full extent of the State funding which is available to this persecuted minority. The solicitors among Ed's flock will doubtless feel the call...
We must spend many hours in formulating our creed.
To aid this vital process, I suggest discussion of these propositions :-
That we wear religious costume with optional face coverings.
That we follow our Rastafarian brothers and allow the use of herbal aids to clear thought.
Also, like our Sikh brothers, shall we carry concealed weapons if we wish?
We shall need to have several periods during working hours each day for communication with our church, and employers shall make special facilities available for this purpose.
We shall require at least 30 special holidays each year, meditating before our computers and consuming special liquids.
All praise be to Ed!
(Once downloaded send it to your kindle address attached to an email. You should send it from an address set up on the Kindle, it's usually your Amazon account email address).
PDF Version For The Un-Kindled
Newest nonsense:
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