What The F ???

[joggerjayne]

Just seen on the BBC News the two goals that little black guy scored against Chelsea last night.

I mean ... OMG and WHAT THE ... !!!!

Well, he can come and play for the Seagulls ANY time !!

=0)

[DTCwordfan]

well you do need some new players JJ with 4 arrested for rape and voyeurism.

[Hopkirk]

Litle black guy?

I think he's pretty tall actually.

Fabulous goals.

[rowanwitch]

You almost don't mind being beaten by goals like that... the second one was amazing... Possibly the best buy by any club in the prem this year?

[joggerjayne]

DT ... I feel very embarrassed about that. It's just not the sort of thing that happens here. Well, apparently it is, but you know what I mean.

[SeaJayPea]

"that little black guy" is called Papiss Cissé. And you're right, they were two spectacular goals. Apparently even Drogba showed his admiration for the second one.

[joggerjayne]

Never heard of him, but he was amazing.

Great to see a player from the Prem (he is in the Prem, yes?) having a crack at goal, instead of rolling around and trying to win penalties.

After Drogba made his admiring comments, presumably he fell on the floor injured.

[joggerjayne]

Oh god, ignore question in brackets. That was really pea brained.

[rowanwitch]

Remember his name for next years fantasy footie...

[joggerjayne]

I thought the fantasy footie was Premiership players.

If he signs for us, he won't be eligible.