Anyone Know Who Said...?

[HansUrbancka]

I was going to enter my question in 'Phrases & Sayings' but then realised that few folk use the section. Consequently I thought that 'Chatterbank' might be more appropriate for such an item.

Q. Who said :-

She offered her honour.
Her honoured her offer.
And all night long,
He was on her and off her.

Hans.

[HansUrbancka]

Sorry or Typo.....Second line of above doggerel should start ^^^ He not Her.

[Zacs-Master]

Isn't it from a carry on film?

[Psybbo]

Sorry Hans, we all remember that joke but can't remember whose it was.

[fiction-factory]

Buenchico said it a couple of weeks ago, but he probably wasn't the first

[aelmpvw]

sounds like a max miller joke to me but i don't know

[bhg481]

If you Google the first line it seems to come to the conclusion that it's so old the originator has been forgotten.

[Svejk]

Is it an early sonnet from Shakespeare?

[aelmpvw]

from 'as you like it' most probably

[Svejk]

^Ooer!

[murraymints]

Sid James in one of the carry on films

[tonyav]

Nah, sounds a bit more like Kenneth Williams, minty.

[Psybbo]

Sounds more like Sid.

[trt]

Bob Monkhouse.

[tonyav]

Ok, Sid it is then seeing as I'm outnumbered.

[Tilly2]

Definitely not a Shakespeare sonnet. Not enough lines.

[Psybbo]

My first thought was Bob Monkhouse, trt

[tonyav]

Yes it does sound like something Bob Monkhouse would have said.

[EDDIE51]

From a 1950s Rugby song

[EDDIE51]

^^ actually more like 1920s. I certainly heard it in the 50s-60s at Junior school.
Along with
My Daddy lies over the ocean ,
My Mummy lies over the sea
My Daddy lies over my Mummy
And that's how they got little me!

[-Talbot-]

Clearly this belongs to.

A.N.Onymous