Statement from John Terry

[Duncer]

John Terry today released a statement stating that he is "Absolutey gutted to be missing the Champions League final". However, he added, "I am looking forward to watching it with Christine Bleakley".

[Zacs-Master]

I think you've touched a nerve with Daisy, Duncer.

[Messi_Ten]

...the don't get it nerve!

[Duncer]

Daisy dear, I have nothing whatsoever against Fat Frank. As for Christine though, I would like to have something against her.

Let me spell it out very simply - IT WAS A JOKE! Really, that's all there was to it. I enjoy jokes about lots of teams, particularly Celtic, and even my own side.