Tonight's Plan

[Wharton]

1 Get rid of wife.
2 Get beer.
3 Get cigarettes.
4 Get curry.
5 Get bet on BARCELONA (to cover costs of 1-4 above)
6 Get telly switched on.
7 Get settled.
8 Get real (No.1 is worth more than Messi)

[joggerjayne]

What's on?

[Wharton]

It's Wharton, not What's on.

[joggerjayne]

Found it ... the Chelsea game.

So are we rooting for the Brits?

[Wharton]

Do Chelsea have any?

[joggerjayne]

I don't know.

[joggerjayne]

John Terry?

[Wharton]

You don't know John Terry? You must be one of the very few.

[joggerjayne]

I know who he is. That's why I put him there. He's English and he plays for Chelski, yes?

And Frank Lampard! Is he still playing?

[Flyhalf]

1 Permanently? I think that's against the law!
8 Probably not, then. Let her see Nos. 1to 10, and she might let you see the game. Result!

[Wharton]

Francisco Lambardi is Italian.
No.1 IS the law.

[Wharton]

Chelsea 1 Barcelona 0

[HowardKennitby]

Chelsea win; just. Barca seemed off form in front of goal. Second leg should be very good to watch.

[Wharton]

Full Time Chelsea 1 Barcelona 0
With a wee bit of luck maybe but with brilliant defensive tactics Chelsea have just beaten the best team in the world - good luck in the away game!!

[nungate]

Drogba rolling on the floor a defensive tactic?

[Philtaz]

Well done to the Moscow State Circ......I mean Chelsk.....I mean Chelsea.

[Wharton]

Drogba takes his instructions from Terry (now there's a strange fellow).

[rowanwitch]

I wasn't allowed to go to Chelsea with a t shirt saying JT me next

I bet on Barca too and I'm a chelsea fan...

And a trailing foot from Puyol caught Drogba in the cream eggs as he turned away when the chelsea player was on the floor

[redman41]

Chelsea played well even though they rode their luck at times.
Not sure if their 1-0 lead will be enough at Nou Camp for the 2nd Leg next week....Both Ties are finely poised