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Thelandism - The New Religion For Losers.

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Theland1 | 23:12 Sat 18th Dec 2010 | Religion & Spirituality
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It struck me suddenly, right in me gob, and dripped down me chin and onto me soup encrusted shirt. Eureka!
I have been accused, or rather, credited, with all of the necessary attributes to become the founder of a new religion!
Slapping modesty in the chops and kicking him out into four foot of deep and crisp and even, I am settled on calling my new religion, "Thelandism."
You lot have told me that I already have dogma in spades, and with a few props like a smokey handbag, a portaloo for a confessional, and a couple of scoops to bring on the tongues, this could really take off in a big way.
A bit of your hard earned donated to this good cause may save your soul from the indignity of having your name scrawled on a few lavatory walls.
Thank you all for the inspiration.
Would you like to join?

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^^If we all get eyebrows like that then I'm in.
23:46 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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As an alcoholic, I do NOT drink, today that is. Tomorrow the battle begins again.
Will this religion involve subjugating the masses, acquiring land and riches at the expense of it's followers, allow it's officers to abuse children and be the cause of wars, just like all the others?
Plaguerism at best ... http://enviroethics.b...onundrum-that-is.html says "I'm not from the movement that spawned environmentalism, 'back-to-the-land'-ism, urban farming and the like. "

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*plagiarism ...
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No. Didn't plagiarise it - never seen it before, but thanks for the link.
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I'm guessing if people are going back to it, something happened to make them leave and they eventually saw the error of their ways?
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Honeshtly.......
Sorry, L Ron Hubbard beat you to it - he wrote second class science fiction, but then had an idea like yours ...
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I bet he could pay his rent afterwards
David Icke springs to mind too.
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are you both drunk ?
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Anybody who ain't drunk this time of night in Christmas week ain't doing it right...
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im not drunk
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Sober. here is the High Priestess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtSQFewjDD0
^^If we all get eyebrows like that then I'm in.

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