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Hilarious Joke

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing Allah she asked 'Is my time up?'

Allah said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of Allah, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'

(You'll love this!!!)

Allah replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'

Mani Hussain Fri 16/05/08 12:25

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keyplus90
Fri 16/05/08
12:48

Another good one Mani. I think you should start a career in making people laugh as Few people here do need some laugho therapy.

As far as reality is concerned, this is the reason Allah has not given people knowledge about when and how they will die and how long they would live. Otherwise this is what people would end up like.

WaldoMcFroog
Fri 16/05/08
13:10

So the punchline is... 'Allah is not omnicient', yes..?

Mani Hussain
Fri 16/05/08
14:15

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Thanks, I think my sense of humour is the main reason that people love having me around. People take life to seriously these days.

mibn2cweus
Fri 16/05/08
16:12

Two Gods walk into a bar . . . You'd think the second one would have seen it coming?

China Doll
Fri 16/05/08
17:33

Chuckle :c)

brionon
Sat 17/05/08
14:22

This is Hilarious ? You're easily pleased .

conder
Tue 20/05/08
19:46

First time I heard that one it was a Jewish woman.
So, what's in a God?

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