After being something of a pain in the bum to some ABers, I am sure they may have prayed that the situation be reversed and that I would actually suffer a pain in the bum myself.
Their prayers have been answered!
I have bought a new bike, to save on bus fares and search for work, but not being used to it, I am now the victim of acute, "saddle soreness."
Any prayers to reverse this situation would be most welcome.
My own particular prayers have been answered to a certain extent by the discovery of a piece of an old sponge cushion and a roll of sellotape.
This may relieve the situation somewhat, with a, "Blue Peter," type modification to the seat.
So, with this profound revelation, would you not agree that prayer works?
Theland1 Mon 05/05/08 23:51
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No cause I prayed you wouldn't have a sore bum and it didn't come true.
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The pointy end goes forward, not up!
Perhaps I could recommend a certain proctologist with whom I am now intimately familiar (thanks 2 U)?
What comes around ~ goes around . . .
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I hear the snap of a rubber glove!
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Tries to imagine what pointy end Mibs could be referring to
Is this a prostate thing guys? Cause if it is, I gotta say, I lack the necessaries to join in the conversation.
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Mibs - I thought it looked better sticking up! I'd better read the book again.
China - Stick around and offer sympathy, saying, "Aaaah," at appropriate moments.
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No way... The last time I did that I got something nasty shoved in my mouth. I'm just goiing to sit quietly in the temple while you two play with your bums!
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Goodsoulette does describe me as the evil twin it's true. (We believe there's a possibility we might have been seperated at birth but to be honest, it's probably for the best).
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Ah.
Well it looks a bit like what I was thinking. Ish.
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I may have to dip my bum in the water at Lourdes, or throw my bike in!
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Thanks Mibs, that looks good and broad, but, erm, the pointy bit is still sticking up! Don't you like me?
Cue - Sympathy from China scene - camera and action!
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Don't worry about the pointy bit sticking up. I prayed for you, and it's obvious that He really does move in mysterious ways.
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Thank you Ice Maiden, I hope your show of sympathy rubs off a little on China Doll.
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ROFL at that, China!!!!!!
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See what I have to put up with?
No wonder our engagement is off!
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Engagemetn? I actually think I was sold on this site before as it goes so I'd have had to check with my owner anyway.... Not that I remember who brought me but I believe I cost a cheese board and some pickled onion monster munch.
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Goodsoulette, maybe it's Theland who's moving in mysterious ways.
Would a plaster help, Theland?
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Getting plastered would be even better!
Yes, when I try to walk, I certainly am moving in mysterious ways!
I've got to take that pesky bike out again later, otherwise I may lose my nerve!
Didn't John Wayne do that with his horse? Or he horse did it to John Wayne?
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