Where is Heaven?

If you believe in Heaven, where do think it is located? Do you think it is up in the sky above our heads, or is it in another realm, do you feel?
10:55 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
 
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West Cornwall for me.
In answer to your question FD. Its all in your brainwashed head.
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Steve are you saying that a piece of your brain retains some life after death and gives the perception of heaven?
Heaven purported is about 1,600 miles above our heads.

Hell is the place we are living in right now!
I still think if you're heading West down the M62 and you see a sign for Liverpool and take a left just before you get there you might reach heaven. Or Knotty Ash but what's the difference ?
May I refer you to the esteemed religious philosopher and 80's pop queen Belinda Carlisle:

"Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?"
"Ooh, heaven is a place on earth."

Please do not get confused about the above and think that heaven is in Carlisle, I've been there and believe me it isn't.
I agree with boxtops for a different reason: it must be "up there" cos Angels have wings. Mind you, today, an explosive pessary up the ass would be more efficient.
Hell is "debz's site" on different theme (private joke btween me and boxtops sorry)
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Oops, very sorry ladies. Please forgive me for my above ignorant mistake - hope you are not feeling hurt. I meant "suppository". Checked my first word with female partner and she said it was right word for anal insertion.
Not so funny for real suppository users neither! Typical of me - always blame someone else for your ignorance (not really - honest).
Apologies also to Gabriel et al. Poor joke backfire. Maybe AB not for me - too many mistakes and sorries.
Rhos on Sea for me - a VERY special place.

But, to answer your question, I think it's maybe another realm.

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