Omni-what

[beso]

They tell us He is omnipresent (is everywhere), omnipotent (all powerful) and omniscient (knows all)

Well His minions are certainly know-alls but what would be some more accurate adjectives for God?

Doesn't seem to be able to actually do anything. Omnipathetic.
Loves to see destruction. Omniannhilist.
Full of self importance. Omniconceited, omnipompous.

Got any more?

[WaldoMcFroog]

If we were to allow ourselves to imagine he were actually real, then 'sadistic', 'capricious', 'hypocritical' and 'psychopathic' would seem good.

However, I feel a better one is 'imaginary'.

[ludwig]

Omniabsent.

[chakka35]

Simple logic dictates that God cannot be both omniscient and omnipotent.

If he is omniscient than he knows everyting he intends to do or think between now and eternity. Which means that he cannot be omnipotent because he can't then change anything.

[sandyRoe]

Omniverous
he'll eventually have all the atheists and the rest for breakfast

[sandyRoe]

omnivOrous was what I meant ^

[chakka35]

A typically loving thought, sandyRoe. What charitable thoughts your religion has bred in you.

[jomifl]

Chakka, He/She/It could be both omnipotent and omniscient because he etc. knows what he is going to do with his omnipotence.

[jomifl]

Sandy isn't really a believer, he just pretends so to be in order to give believers a bad name. Thank you Sandy.

[jomifl]

I can't do better than Ludwig on this.

[mike11111]

The cure for omnimpotence is Viagra. As for myself, these days I am content with a trip on an omnibus.

[mibn2cweus]

Omnifuscatious: (ahm-niff-fuss-`kay-sheeyuss) adj Having a virtually limitless number of obscure, contradictory, unsubstantiated and impossible qualities specifically designed to confuse and confound the issue of His non-existence.

[goodlife]

Our Creator endowed us with a conscience that can be trained to distinguish right from wrong. With proper knowledge it is a sensitive indicator. But if one deliberately, or carelessly or indifferently keeps violating it, it gradually ceases to make itself felt. Among such whose conscience is no longer sensitive is the hypocrite. As the apostle Paul expresses it: “By the hypocrisy of men who speak lies, marked in their conscience as with a branding iron.” 1 Tim. 4:2.

So when good or bad things happen in your life, it is not because these events are inevitable. Very often, ‘unforeseen occurrences’ are simply the consequences of other people’s decisions—whether wise or unwise. (Ecclesiastes 9:11) No, your future is not planned out before you, but your own decisions determine what your everlasting future will be

[jomifl]

Goodlife, I don't think hypocrisy is a subject that you should go near, it is part and parcel of religion JW more than most.

[DTCwordfan]

Quotes again without reference, not unless he has a genius for thinking up what others have already said. Start of 2nd para in G's "contribution" to the advancement of R&S.

http://www.interfaith...-will-can-5822-2.html

[excelsior-1]

omni-directional

[sandyRoe]

Isn't it great when you drop a perfectly cast fly into a quiet pool and you see a golden silvery flash in the peaty water before there's a swirl on the surface and you think to yourself, 'gotcha!' ?

[Khandro]

Just; Ommmmmmmmmmm..

[sandyRoe]

Om mani padme hum

[excelsior-1]

om mani padme amidala

[Khandro]

Om Badza Pani Hung.
(Vajrapani) - Invincible power over negativity.