A Chap Dies - -

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- - and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.

In the first room, people are standing in s*** up to their necks. The chap says "no, let me see the next room."

In the second room, people are standing with s*** up to their noses. Chap says no again.

Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with s*** up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The chap says, "I pick this room."
Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the chap wades in and starts pouring some coffee.

On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"