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Bazile | 14:32 Tue 02nd Sep 2014 | Jokes
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The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized the solution.

On his way home, he pulled his lorry over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the lorry

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to ***.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your lorry rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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What a t****R !!
lol
Sshhh.....TWR doesn't like people to know why he gave up HGV driving ;-)
Pull the other one.

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