One of my most collectible euphemisims was uttered by a close friend who usually doesn't have much to say, about a mutual acquaintance "...He's a hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum."
Didn't see your's, jno... here out west it's "Gotta see a man about a horse"... but that's far superior to neighbors far to the south of us that raise those wooly critters..."Gotta see a man about a ewe"...