Traffic Jams

[kick3m0n]

the roads around where I live (Edinburgh and lothians) are always very, very busy, particularly at rush hour. Long queues of traffic are the norm, delays inevitable. How do you guys entertain yourselves while stuck in a traffic jam? ;o)

[AHApartridge]

i sing 'i believe i can fly' by R Kelly

[lankeela]

I take the opportunity to clear out my nasal crevices and flick the residue out of the car window and cars in the next lane.

[lankeela]

Should have said AT cars in the next lane!

[sense4all]

I smile and wave at the other drivers ... really un-nerves them!

[kick3m0n]

lol guys.....Sense - I've been sat near you in a traffic jam then! :o))

[Loosehead]

I ride a motorcycle, we don't do queues, however you sad people in your slow moving steel boxes do provide us with endless amusement. Especially when you try all your little tricks to stop us going past, bless!

[kick3m0n]

That old "open the door suddenly without checking in your mirror" trick is a bit of a bu99er tho, eh Loosehead :oP

[lankeela]

And bogies don't alf stick well on crash helmets.

[meezer]

just think of the poor folk in london and feel grateful.
If you think edinburgh is busy try here.

[kick3m0n]

honestly meezer, for such a (relatively) wee place, Edinburgh's surrounding roads can just be mental at times.

[sense4all]

Adding new traffic jam campaign medal to Blazer this morning. Goodness me they are jolly in Aberdeen ( not ), give me a cheery London cabbie who hurls abuse off your starboard bow at percieved infractions - and if he really hates you will chuck small change to wreck your expensive paintwork! So much more cut and thrust than passive acceptance of dour coexistance in the most miserable of self inflicted jams. Not even the wee kids wave back in Aberdeeen.