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You could try wearing slacks that come well above your navel with a belt and suspenders (garters?), 6 inches to short and white socks. Comb hair tightly over your head and slouch a lot... worked for an Uncle of mine!
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Have you tried crystal meth?
That makes you look older - see here for proof: http://www.lifeormeth.com/facesofmeth |
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Gary - I watched a programme about the use of Crystal Meth once, it was so frightening to watch what harm it does to your body, inside & out!
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Grow sideburns - worked a charm before they brought in the think 21 policy
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Get a mortgage and buy a car, then get married and have two kids, it's worked for me.
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die your hair grey and get some huge glasses
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e mail the ed on here and wait for an answer |
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ask your gran if you can borrow some off her clothers
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