Shopping online at Asda

[robert551069]

I am amused at Asda's description of 3 of their sales items:-
1. Good natured cucumber
2.Innocent apple juice
3. Happy eggs
Any similar amusing descriptions of items you have bought?

[bednobs]

thats not their description, they are brand names

[wolf63]

I am not too sure about the good nature of a cucumber. Tesco has been totally devoid of cucumbers for a couple of days here - maybe they were grumpy ones that went on strike.

[boxtops]

ditto to bednobs' reply - I buy Nos. 2 and 3 on a regular basis from Morrisons and Tesco's. nothing to do with ASDA

[heathfield]

I see items that state "Contains real fruit", or, "Contains real cheese". But I've never seen any that claim they contain imaginary ingredients!

[ayrtonisgod]

I love happy eggs

[chi-chi66]

you can buy them in sainsbury too. brand names.

[VivienneM]

I saw bags of carrots labelled "Crunchy carrots" in Tesco's once. It made me wonder where the limp, flobby carrots were!

I am also bemused at seeing onions labelled "Cooking onions". I mean, why?

[tinkerbell23]

Nuts...may contain nuts.

Cheese-not suitable for dairy allergy, contains milk etc

DUH!!!