Disposal of a corpse

[TorahBoy]

If you were to find yourself in the position of having a corpse to dispose of on the QT, how would you go about it? Imagine, you have access only to tools and chemicals easily available to anyone, and that you live in a flat with no back garden to bury the evidence in.....

BTW, I don't happen to have vats of acid, an industrial meat grinder or a furnace to hand. Being a good Jewish boy, naturally, I don't keep pigs either.

Thanks

(hurry up....... the smell is getting quite bad)

[sara3]

you've asked this more than once.. not getting the help you require?

[R1Geezer]

get half hundred weight of pig iron, put body in a net, attach iron and drop in the sea somewhere, crab food, end of. Now go and dispose of that body!

[ummmm]

Someone suggested he put it science Sara.

[sara3]

I know but he got over 20 answers and didn't even respond!

[ummmm]

He might be too scared to...in case a body is found in concrete/acid etc....

[Panic Button]

Just chuck it in the wheely bin.

[sara3]

lol, good point!

[rov1200]

Dig up a grave in the local churchyard and swap the bones for your dead body. Then scatter the bones about to feral neighbourhood dogs.

[theprof]

What a fascinating question! There's lots of easily obtained substances that would do this job. A great one would be a certain enzyme preparation that's found in many kitchens all over the western world. I won't give you the name but let's see who can guess first! It won't be cheap!