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Clean Break

How do I calculate the odds of getting a clean break when I have to visit the lavatory?

Avatar Mon 01/12/08 15:14

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snågged
Mon 01/12/08
15:17

Abdominal strain + cheek 'clappage' = a successful loaf pinch...

ChuckFickens
Mon 01/12/08
15:19

you missed the divide by consistency variable.

another-view
Mon 01/12/08
15:21

Also, subtract (curry multiplied by beer)

redcrx
Mon 01/12/08
15:23

and the unknown quantity.
amount of paper to hand!

snågged
Mon 01/12/08
15:28

Alternatively... 'time spent in lavatory' multiplied by 'decent reading material' divided by 'is the window open'...

logic
Mon 01/12/08
15:30

does it really matter ?

logic
Mon 01/12/08
15:31

It's a bum question anyway.

snågged
Mon 01/12/08
15:32

If you are worried about leaving skids on ya grundies (to use the technical term), then yes, clean breakage is all important... don't leave it all up to the bog roll...

wildwood
Mon 01/12/08
22:04

A recent £38m study has revealed that the hight of the throne is crucial in getting a neat fissure voiding - the lower the seat, the cleaner the break.

Money well spend, I'd say.

Avatar
Tue 02/12/08
09:55

Question Author

Wildwood, interesting. Would a foot rest achieve the same desired end result I wonder?

wildwood
Wed 03/12/08
04:45

No doubt it would Avatar. Maybe that is why they have half of the toilets in Singapore at ground level - saves on paper.

My gawd, I can't believe I am participating in a cr@p discussion.

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