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The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola. ladyalex (Sat 19:59 04/Jul/09)

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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:06 04/Jul/09)
late late again sorry milady

are there no dentures left neer mind
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:07 04/Jul/09)
will go slip into my new uniform is all satin and feathers atchoo
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:07 04/Jul/09)
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Well, I'll have another rummage ...
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:08 04/Jul/09)
can tom not make it what a shame
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:08 04/Jul/09)
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There is half a tube of steradent tablets, will that do ?

Try not to hurt yourself if you slip.
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:09 04/Jul/09)
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Tom ?
Is there a man here ?
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miss meg
(Sat 20:10 04/Jul/09)
Hello ladies, sorry I'm late got in a right flummox trying to get my corset on.
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:12 04/Jul/09)
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There are no left flummoxes inthe lost property box. I know because I've had a good rummage. Are you sure you didn't leave it at home ?
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:12 04/Jul/09)
meant mr tom bola is he brazilian?

ooh er getting some static from this satin frock
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:14 04/Jul/09)
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Sparks flying, mamya ?

Tom Bola is Argentinian , I think. A gaucho on the pampas.
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:14 04/Jul/09)
think a wooly thong would help?
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:15 04/Jul/09)
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I think a woolly thong would klill most sparks.
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:15 04/Jul/09)
likes a pamper me does
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miss meg
(Sat 20:16 04/Jul/09)
Is there still a lost property box in the lost property box? I think it may be mine.
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:16 04/Jul/09)
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Now, you know that we've spoken about this before. Pampers are for babies. Seniors wear tenas.
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:17 04/Jul/09)
just so long as i dont set light to my kindling (nudge nudge)
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:18 04/Jul/09)
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Only thongs, steradent, knicker elastic, a bit of brain as far as I can see, but feel free to search it yourself.
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ladyalex
(Sat 20:19 04/Jul/09)
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Adding arson to your charge sheet is not going to impress the magistrates.........
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mamyalynne
(Sat 20:21 04/Jul/09)
mutter mutter huff
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miss meg
(Sat 20:21 04/Jul/09)
No luck, but I did find half a hot dog!!

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