Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome one and all to our Jubilee Weekend Club .

As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.

Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:


1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)

[DTCwordfan]

brown for me please, essential equipment for days in the Hambleside Mountain Deathcrew as well as the Dailsteam.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure tenrec will be a most competent butler.

A uniform is not an absolute necessity, tenrec, but if you want to provide yourself with one, so much the better.

[ladyalex]

I like any kind of Kendal mintcake...yum yum!

[DTCwordfan]

ok time for the Jubby Ode, but another ten tailcocks plith, one muss be in the mood.

I need to dig deep into my papers, underneath all the discarded sheets and old fish and chip bags.

Buqqer the gin bottles..........

[tenrec]

I'll just go and smarten myself up. Are the cloakroom tickets provided as I have rather a poor memory and would hate to muddle up the cloaks and daggers.

[owdhamer]

Good evening mi lady, there are some tasty chicken wings left over from to nights alfresco extravaganza, quite plump really, hows the butler, not been at the claret again i trust,tell me do you have thoroughbreds in the stables, or just hacks,I have a small share in a gelding called incitement, back him next time he runs.

[ladyalex]

tenrec...yo do not seem to have understood the mechanics of working here....nothing is provided and you pay me wages to work here.
Just to clarify now that you have already signed up...

[DTCwordfan]

you have a good handel on things then tenrec.

for that some royal muzak:

http://www.youtube.co...source=uds&autoplay=1

[albaqwerty]

Ten. sign nothing, not a thing, nada.

You will need to find a cloakroom of your own tho. I'd suggest the room in the lower garret under the stairs. You can see the moat from the window (sorry milady)

Ten, no numbers, just pot luck :-D

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the tip, owd.
Incitement to anything in particular ?
The butler is otherwise engaged at a drinks party of his own tonight...or so he said....

[DTCwordfan]

The Jubbylubby Castle (thanks Rudyard, old mate)

Castle of our AB fathers, known of old
Lady of our far-flung nonna battle line
Beneath whose maggiebee hand we hold
Dominion over Moat and Beattie pine
Lady Alex, Tailcock of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

The drinking and tenrec chattering dies
MamyaLynne and the Lion-in-King depart
Still stands Thine ancient TTFN sacrifice,
A Slinky-kate and a contrite sibton heart.
Lady Alex, Tailcock of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

Far-called our Sloopy navies melt away
On Humber dune and Boxie headland sinks the Meg fire
Lo, all our Mrs O pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nungate’s Llama, Alfie and Croc’s mire!
NewJudge of the AYG rations, spare the rest of us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

If, JJ drunk with sight of tailcocks, we loose
Wild pineapple tongues that have not The Lady in awe
Such icebergs as Polar Bears use,
Or lesser breeds of AB beasts without Prudie Law
Lady Alex, Tailcock of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!

For an albaqwerty heart that puts her petal trust
In an excelsior barge with a flumpy Laureate Bard
All Owdhamer dust that builds on gness’s lust,
And Lady J’s guarding calls not “Thee” Lady Alex to guard.
For our Diamond Jubilee ER toast and tailcocked word,
Open thy Drinks Cellar to your Castle Guests, praise and be heard!

Hic.

[Mamyalynne]

Hello again, what a flying start and the prospect of a Jubilatory Ode, how exciting.

Tenrec, please fil in tis form with all your banking details.

[ladyalex]

Too late, alba...I have his moniker...

[DTCwordfan]

tenrec is a ftm transvestite then, Lady A?

[ladyalex]

Gosh how truly jubilant, DT.

O specila page in the record book for that, I think.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening milady and friends. For the rifle thingy i have accumulated:
Packet of self-threading needles
Pair of Aston Villa socks
Hot water bottle cover (sorry it is pink)
Pair of scissors (one blade missing)

Really looking forward to tonight's tailcock. Will my broom be safe without the butler? Bus pass ran out today.

[petal54]

evening all,sorry to be some backward,but the wildthings must've escaped from the under cellar & fiddled with the bunted,which I tripped over into the moat(I'll arrange another dredging,allsorts in there)

[ladyalex]

I have no concept of a ftm transvestite.

Does it involve long underwear or liberty bodices ?

[owdhamer]

Mi lady the tip is for real,the rest, the usual.

[ladyalex]

hello Daisy and petal. Thanks for the prizes.
Petal..we are not that desperate for liquorice...leave the allsorts in the moat for the croc.