Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder.


What delights will this evening hold for us all ?
Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous buttling (later as he is detained elswhere...no word of any butcher lady, though, thank goodness), an ode from the bard and news from all, of course.)


For tonight's raffle , so far I have:

A tin of Ox Blood shoe polish (unopened)
A small feather duster for cleaning small crevices
Six blue cardigan buttons (well, you don't have to use them for a cardigan, that's just where I got them)
Fifteen toilet rolls (Izal, the hard stuff...very good for comb and paper )

[nungate]

Maybe Daisy, if he gets along with your broom

[maggiebee]

Hic - Milady hic (oh pardon me) must say the view from under the chaise longue has been most interesting. Fraid I didn't realise just how strong hic, Mamya's Ramires Raa was and may have partaken of a schooner or three too many. Must wend my way home if some kind soul will point me in the right direction? Til we meet again dear friends, into the breech.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Maggie , stagger erm travel safely xxx

[ladyalex]

Good night maggie...take the second right, next left then carry on for about 100yards then bear rightish then right again , through the green door and that should take you to the moat. Cross the moat with care and your carriage will be waiting (if you've tipped the coachman enough).

[Mamyalynne]

Milady, would it be presumptuous of me to ask to bring the drawbridge down a little earlier tonight - it seems I maybe stocktaking the wine cellar alone, needs must and is a dusty thirsty job.

[ladyalex]

I have no problem with that at all, Mamya as I am off to bed myself now.
Good night everyone, see you all again next week if we're spared.
Enjoy the stocktake...er....be careful with the stocktake, Mamya
:-))

[nungate]

Don't worry Milady and Mama, I'll see that Maggie gets away alright, the coach and pair are waiting,
Goodnight, until we reconvene in a sennight

[Mamyalynne]

Beds all turned down Milady with clean linen, fare thee well and speak soon.♥

[maggiebee]

Oh yes Milady, I've tipped the coachman - nudge nudge wink wink. Home James and don't spare the horses!

[Mamyalynne]

Night night all drawbridge down at 12.05 - until next week.

[DaisyNonna]

He seems to have twigged my broom's sense of humour. They could become good buddies. Treason to separate them? Some say love conkers all. OAK.
Henry could still make trunk calls to you. Iknow broom is boled over by the thought of a friend from yew. Henry is prod of his roots. Henry the Navigator! Or Hal for short.

[Mamyalynne]

So glad it has all worked out well see you next time xxx

[Lie-in King]

Good job I know a secret entrance or seven...

Oh dear, I appear to have missed all the hard work.

And the lovely guests. And m'lady.

I wonder if Matron's around - the cellar could probably do with a stock-take.

I meant stock-check, of course... Coo-eee! Matron?

[Mamyalynne]

About time, get down here now the dust is parching and I forgot the corkscrew.

[Lie-in King]

I shall definitely be on duty next week, Matron.

A corkscrew? Whatever would we need one of those for? We're only counting the bottles...

[Mamyalynne]

ah - yes of course , silly me.

[Psybbo]

Mamya, I'm not going to hire that butler now (even though you said his price was beyond emeralds) he's obviously unreliable x

[Mamyalynne]

He is better in some department than others.

[Psybbo]

ooh? I'll take your word for that. night night

[Lie-in King]

He is here, you know...

Alas, miss sibton - m'lady's contracts are renowned for being as watertight as a duck's behind & mine explicitly states that I am unable to accept external employment, on pain of... something painful...