Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to all members old and older.

The Committee have not met this week as we were inquorate.
Do not concern yourselves about this, though, dear members. A doctor was consulted and measures have been put in place.


For tonight's raffle , so far we have:

A Beano Annual 2007 (mostly intact )
Three cups, two saucers and five plates (nearly matching)
Four odd gloves (brown, green, black and tan)
A football with a very small hole

[Mamyalynne]

"DT and his lovely lady,
did a quiz and a walk by a tree...

He kissed her and held her, the
tree was an Elder....

Wonder if he went down on one knee?"

[ladyalex]

Hope you got a kiss, DT....

[DTCwordfan]

Unfortunately not, they hand out 1st and Last, proceeds to the Cornish Kids Hospice, so it is a worthy cause.

The laugh was that the compere tonight was a transgender barrister, half way through the process, who did a great job handling the crowd (12 teams) - the idea that a transgender in middle of Cornish farming country could even get away with it, well all credit to him/her.....adds to the mix in the village which now seems to have added another pair of lesbians, a house holding six gay men and, recently, we now have squatters.

It's all happening down here!

[DTCwordfan]

maybe, said he blushing

[DaisyNonna]

And Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Snuffles and looks despairingly at her locks.

[ladyalex]

You see life in the country...wherever you are...

[Zacs-Master]

Ah, the old 'perfect gent/ old fashioned type of guy' excuse for when a chick doesn't put out. Used it myself many a time. ;-)

[nungate]

Most blondes aren't Daisy - there's still a chance

[ladyalex]

Ignore Zacs...envy is a terrible thing...

[Zacs-Master]

OK OK so I've gone a shade of 'incredible hulk'.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh, Zac, I knew I shouldn't have used the "I like Sheep" line......never works.

[nungate]

Is that just the merest hint of bitterness Zacs?

[ladyalex]

You would need to have a very good follow on line from the sheep one for it to work....

[Zacs-Master]

Baaaaad move DT.

[DTCwordfan]

just joking and no offence from Zac.....

[Zacs-Master]

Cheers DT. See ladies. If you care to investigate, I did say I hoped it had gone well and earleir, in a separate thread, wished him well. Also note the wink. Anyway I'm not 50 till September, so I'm not even supposed to be here. Ooh I'm such a rebel.

[nungate]

This hadn't occurred to me before, but I must confess something, without consciously doing anything deliberate I have a small collection of toy sheep
two of which are currently sitting on my bed together with a toy lion............... does this mean anything weird?? Shall I hie me to a nunnery?

[DTCwordfan]

No, Nungat, you do not have to hide in penance - I do actually have one in my bedroom (not the avatar one). My daughters gave him to me.

[ladyalex]

Who are we to criticise your bedfellows, nungate.
I sleep with lordalex, remember...

[DTCwordfan]

"Nungate" when my fingers work,.....