Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening all on another rather chilly night.

Do come in and make yourselves comfortable here in front of the fire in the Great Hall whilst we await the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles.

Sadly, lordalex cannot be with us this evening as he is tied up.
I did warn him about trying macrame again, but he's a game old bird and insisted on giving it another go.
Uncle Joe is assisting with the big scissors but it looks as though they will be at it for some hours yet.

For tonight's raffle, so far I have

A small ball of macrame twine
A bag of barley sugars
A set of binoculars...one lens gone wonky.

[DTCwordfan]

Daisy could assume co-barding tonight.......

[DaisyNonna]

Would love to help out in your garden milady but I just can't afford you. It costs me more than enough to keep the attics in check. I willhowever contribute some veg and fruit to the club if anything grows!

[ladyalex]

Every little helps, Daisy. Thank you .

Co-barding ? is that a bit like cross-dressing ?

[alexanderd]

good evening MyLady and fellow members, what a todo, no butler and no matron! Its just as well I am not of a suspicious nature or I could get the wrong idea

[Meg]

OMG you've given my dear uncle a pair of scissors!

[ladyalex]

Welocme alexanderd. Lovely to see you again.
I think we all have our suspicions about Matron and the butler.
Questions will undoubtedly be asked next week as to 'what the butller saw'...

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou DT for what you think.
I really, really, need that drink.

[ladyalex]

Hello Miss Meg. Haven't seen you for ages.

Uncle Joe seems to be doing OK upstairs with the scissors...we have only heard the odd scream...Perhaps you would like to check on them, though ?

[alexanderd]

As matron is missing and I have been to the football today I have brought along a couple of half-eaten pies and an almost empty bag of maltesers, please help yourselves

[ladyalex]

So kind, alexanderd, so kind.

Have you got your raffle tickets ?

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Alex. Have you been watching the cycling?

[Meg]

I have been trussed up for some time, silly kids, why on earth do they think I'm losing my marbles.

[DaisyNonna]

Maltesers, yummy. Excuse me if I renege on the pies.

[DTCwordfan]

the flagons are by the glorious stairs,
a gallon of tailcock hairs,
snacks so wonderfully fare
kate inspired and delicately rare
Lady Alex, a blend of welcoming air
full of precise and deliberate care.

roll up, roll down, the tailcocks in you, no frowns.

[alexanderd]

I have indeed MyLady, cerise is the number so fingers crossed, Hello Daisy, no I am not into the cycling I am afraid, those saddles look dangerous to me, although I do believe we are rather good at it

[DaisyNonna]

Miss Meg, have you thought of playing spillikins instead? They do not roll into the gutter.

[ladyalex]

Oh no, Miss Meg. Has lordalex got you involved in his macrame too ? I had hoped that Uncle Joe would have cut him out by now.

[DTCwordfan]

It is, simply, a mess.

[ladyalex]

Seams, DT ?

[Meg]

Spillikins!!! I kept away from here after the competition. Still have nightmares.