Talk Like A Pirate Day

[ABAuntie]

Ahoy there mateys!

How it be going in the depths of AB land?

Today is talk like a pirate day so I want to hear about swabbing of the decks instead of housework, a swig of rum (or tipple of your choice) and all things nautical and piratey.

arrrrruntie xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCkbWDGwE

[ABAuntie]

and for all those in FB land take note of ye markings and tenets on there and scribe accordingly.

arrrrruntie xxx

[Baldric]

"Avast Behind!"

[nannybooby]

oh great the oh is renovating the wreck of the hesperous , as a retirement project and the grand children call him pirate popsy , we will have a fun when we see them later.

[mazie]

Drinking Rum Before 10 Am Makes You a Pirate Not an Alcoholic..

Arrr Jim lad :o)

[lady-janine]

come aboard this vessel me hearties, gather your cutlass and we'll go and scare some slugs and snails, can even make them walk the plank. (toss them into the next field.)

[ChillDoubt]

Five A's? I can see another 2........





What kind of socks does a pirate wear?


AARRRRGGHyle!

[bibblebub]

i'm wearing my long johns (or i would be if i owned any)

[Wharton]

Baldric - lol - Was Hugh Jarss a pirate?

[mazie]

Would they be Silver?

[ChillDoubt]

In the US, how much does it coat a Pirate to get a piercing?

A buck an ear!

I'm here all week..............

[ChillDoubt]

Coat? Cost even......

[ChillDoubt]

Baldric - lol - Was Hugh Jarss a pirate?
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Yes, he was married to Emma Royd.

[ChillDoubt]

One of my favourite adverts of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN6INlfyIk4

[ichkeria]

This is more like it :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y56MIdoiJjI

[bibblebub]

Long John Silver was quite musical but also a bit deaf so that when I asked if I could see his ship he showed me his pianola.

[scorpiojo]

How does a pirate cook his food?
On a baaaarrrgghbecue

[ChillDoubt]

What's a Pirate's second favourite occupation?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrchitect.

[ABAuntie]

brilliant love the jokes :-)

sharky and bones are the best pirates on the high seas (of Disney) i like this one too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhph4GrLvE0

[ABAuntie]

What is a pirate's favourite element?

Aye, ye might says its arrrrgon but its the element of surprise!!!

[Sqad]

*** stupid jokes.
Why has this thread got a sticky?