Snookered

[magicmick]

Walking home from the snooker hall one night Jim said 'my game has gone to pot' ( sorry about that, anyway) his mate Mick said ' the best thing you can do is saw about 1 foot of the but end' Jim said 'will it improve my game?' Mick said ' no but you will be able to get the lid down on the wheelie bin'.

[Obiter]

Sorry, but you will have to explain this one in simple terms.

[Obiter]

Unless, of course, that this is one of the inconsequential stories like:

Man goes into a baker's and says,"Loaf of bread, please."

Baker says, "White or brown?"

Man says, "It doesn't really matter, my bike's outside."

[jno]

the idea is that the only thing he can do is chuck his cue in the rubbish bin; at the moment however it's too long.

[Obiter]

Oh dear, I think I'm having a Homer Simpson moment!! Doh!!