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Naomicorlett Fri 25/04/08 18:17
No but I have groan type jokes......
What's the fastest cake in the world?
Scone. ( only works if you like gone) AND
What's the second fastest cake in the world?
Meringue..( you got to say it like a motorbike whizzing past!)
Sorry :o)
Naomicorlett Fri 25/04/08 18:18
only works if you say it to rhyme with gone!! I hate proof reading after I send something and then finding a mistake.
tonyted Fri 25/04/08 22:34
Depends on where you live or how well you were educated.
shaneystar2 Fri 25/04/08 22:36
How about
I asked the maid in gentle tone
To bring to me a buttered scone
The silly girl has only gone
And brought instead a buttered scone
wakeover Sat 26/04/08 10:09
Question Author
Thanks to all, I think Shaney has solved my question
Once again thanks.
heathfield Tue 29/04/08 18:37
'Skon', like 'gone', in Scotland, except for the town of Scone, (outside Perth), which is pronounced 'skoon' .
'Skown', like 'moan' is mainly used in England, though not everywhere.