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My thanks to postdog, gingerflaps and Creepy for suggestions. The reason is that I want to e-mail a joke to a contact in Australia. The joke is about the man being assessed by a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks him to say the first thing that comes into his head when he gives him a word. The first word is 'orange' to which the man says 'breasts'. The second word is 'grapefruit' to which the man again answers 'breasts'. The next word is 'melon' to which he says 'bigger breasts'. The next word is 'windscreen wipers' to which the man, moving his head repeatedly from side to side, repeats 'Mmmwahh' , 'Mmmwahh'.
(I think 'Mmmwahh' is my choice.)
Obviously the joke is better told face to face rather than being written.