The wife has joined her every other Frid Women friends and gone for the Tea out ( That's what she said, fully clothed and no knickers on) so it's time for 3 Barrels I think, what about you lot?
I can not afford to run 2 cars on my Pension Tilly, It's either Out with her friend on a Frid without no knickers or get shut of one car, & It will not be mine, I'm a fair person you know.