I'm Waiting For A Call On My Mobile.

[gness]

Because I am gardening, have no pockets and won't hear it anyway I have stuck the phone in my knickers......

Anyone watch Mrs Brown's Boys?.......☺

[berniecuddles]

hope its on vibrate xx cant stand mrs browns boys sorry xx

[Graham-W]

If it vibrates too much you won't want to answer it ;-))

[albaqwerty]

Was going to ask, why not stick it in yer bra, but if it's on vibrate.....

[jim360]

Fastest finger first...

[mccfluff]

why dont you put it on the ground near you?

[gness]

It's on vibrate.....I know.....☺

[wolf63]

That is what your bra is for

[albaqwerty]

fluffpot, with gness' track record, she'd either bury it or cut it in half with the shovel.

[excelsior-1]

does it have photo option? tries to hack in ;-)

[society]

Come on Fluffs, she won't feel the vibration if it's on the ground.

[gness]

Fast fingered Jim will pay dearly for that!...

I don't wear a bra, Albs......Because I'm all over the garden, Fluff and wouldn't hear it if it's not next to me....

[albaqwerty]

lol
A whole new meaning to 'did the earth move for you, darling?'

[grasscarp]

Around where I work the ladies in the street all seem to have it tucked into one side of their head covering. Do you mean you are gardening without a hijab?

[albaqwerty]

bras get in the way...

[Baldric]

HELLO GNESS!
I' m w r i t I n g t h I s v e r y s l o w l y a s . . .
How you doing?

[gness]

I am, Grass....couldn't shift the weeds with that.....☻

[gness]

N o t b a d t h a n k s , B a l d r i c x

[albaqwerty]

I know there's a comma, but
I am Grass reminded me of Spartacus :-D

[gness]

Is Spartacus Mrs Brown's dog?

[albaqwerty]

poody tat surely?