Cat Whisperer

[brionon]

I have become a qualified Cat whisperer-for a small sum I will come round and whisper to your Pussy.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[doctordb]

would you stroke it too?

[tonyav]

Or maybe maybe brush it.

[chi-chi66]

when tickled it purrs

[tonyav]

I bet it does, chi chi.

[chi-chi66]

tony..the more it's tickled the more it purrrrrs lol

[tonyav]

LOL.

[slinky.kate]

you's are disgusting,so you are?????

[pizza]

That's a great chat up line pmsl

[brionon]

Had my first customer-Mrs. Slocum.

[Baldric]

When you say "had" my first customer????????

[tonyav]

Is she a friend of Mrs Hardleycum ?

[doctordb]

Some households have more than one, would that cost more?

[chi-chi66]

that would be a good idea...2for1

[tonyav]

Yep BOGOF.

[doctordb]

Hold a coffee morning and invite the neighbours around and do theirs too.

[tenrec]

Thought this needed a bit more air time!