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The wedding.

Went to a wedding the other day and whispered to the bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly looking d*g"
"Do you mind, that's my daughter you're talking about" he replied.
"I'm really sorry I didn't know you where her father" I said.
Reply: "I'm not I'm her f***ing mother"
16:21 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Nibble
Erm no, that didn't make me laugh...
16:23 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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chaptazbru
I've heard worse ...
16:29 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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wildwood
That's naughty!
00:02 Thu 19th Jul 2012

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